Fortune Weenie

Your face knows. We measure.

Prove your manhood with a single selfie.

AI Physiognomy LabSample
DiamondTop 6%

Factory-Calibrated Right Angle

  • Length65
  • Girth55
  • Shape60
  • Hardness75
  • Stamina50

19+ only (18+ outside Korea). One tap to confirm, no ID.

How it works

  1. Your browser measures your face

  2. A rule engine turns the numbers into five stats

  3. An AI draws your character

The photo is deleted after that, and it never appears on your card.

Tier distribution

  1. Challenger 0.5% Top 0.5%
  2. Grandmaster 1% Top 1.5%
  3. Master 2.5% Top 4%
  4. Diamond 7% Top 11%
  5. Emerald 10% Top 21%
  6. Platinum15%Top 36%
  7. Gold22%Top 58%
  8. Silver22%Top 80%
  9. Bronze15%Top 95%
  10. Iron5%Top 100%

Decided by measurement, not luck. Same face, same card.